they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
whom | This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
much & many | This user understands the difference between much & many. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
| This user thinks good grammar is sexy. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
AIM-Able | This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. |
| This user is against DRM. |
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This user can type 80 WPM. |
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This user can type N WPM. |
| This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm. |
| This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
js |
This user browses with JavaScript disabled. Everyone should. |
| This user burns CDs with K3b. |
| This user contributes while listening to Amarok. |
| This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza. |
| This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive. |
| This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better. |
| This user is interested in maps. |
| This user likes walking by the Coast |
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This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
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This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
Samuel Beckett, twingle-twangler comfort my days of roses days of beauty | |
| This user is an admirer of Borges. |
| This user reads the dense and complex works of fiction written by Thomas Pynchon. |
| This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy. |
| This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. |
| This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. |
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This user is a servant of the noble House of Fingolfin. |
Fox News | This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it. |
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. |
LENT |
This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent. |
| This user is a scary Ghost. |
| This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. |
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This user is sick of seeing all of these ribbons. |
| This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry. |
sis |
This user has a little sister |
jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
Guess what? | This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |
IT | Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? |
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This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language. |
C:\>_ | This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it. |
W3C | This user believes in compliance with W3C standards. |
| This user writes valid XHTML. |
DNA |
This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams. |
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