You have found my userpage. Congratulations! Now you must suffer through reading these rather humorous quotes that I have come across during my life.
Me in a Rather Large Nutshell
About Me
| In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… |
| This user prefers it ... HOT!! | |
| This user wants to be your friend. |
| This user does not smoke. |
?met? | This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them. |
| A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! |
| This user is addicted to travel. |
Wikipedia
| This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
| This user contributes using a laptop. |
Beliefs
Christ | I'm an evangelical Christian, but NOT an extremist |
NOT | This user believes that Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter do not represent true Christianity and indeed put the whole faith in a bad light. |
God | This user is interested in theism. |
M | This user is an ally of the Mormon community. Please don't insult them |
Shrug | If you have issues with this user's beliefs, that's your problem. |
Positions
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This user is a committed advocate of democracy. |
| This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
NO ACLU | This user does NOT want to be politically correct, so Merry Christmas. |
My Favorite Media
LYOKO | This user fights XANA! |
CL |
This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show. |
X | This user plays the Xbox. |
D'NI | This user plays the Myst series. |
SC3K | This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited. |
User:Scepia/CalcGames
| This user has an iPod. |
:UBX/Green Day | This user is on Holiday |
:UBX/Green Day | This user's shadow is the only one that walks beside him |
Food!
| This user loves food in moderation. |
Fanta | This user drinks Fanta Orange. |
INT'L | This user is an international cuisine ecentric and will gladly eat food from all cultures. |
8 | This user has eaten octopus tentacle, and it is rather tasty! |
BBQ | This user enjoys full racks of Honey-Barbequed Ribs |
P+B | This user enjoys Pizza Burgers |
| This user loves to eat pizza. |
Corn | This user is addicted to Corn Dogs |
Books
The Sciences
BIO | This user's favourite subject is Biology. |
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This user accepts evolution as a biological fact. |
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This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. |
| This user has a keen interest in physics.
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| Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09... |
2=1 |
This user knows that 2=1. |
GEEK | This user studies Algebra, Physics and Chemistry...simultaneously |
The Arts
HIS | This user's favourite subject is History. |
Brits | This user studies British Literature |
SUMA CUM LAUDE | This user is an honor student, and will prove it by programming his own userbox |
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Wikipedia:Babel |
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fr-0 | Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français ou seulement avec des difficultés notables. |
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fgn-n | This user is a native speaker of foreign. |
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"Since he has written that he already has a prior right to bespatter and besmirch the royal crown with (very bad word), will we not have the posterior right to proclaim the (another very bad word) tongue of the practitioner of posterioristics most fit to lick with his anterior the very posterior of a (profanity) she-mule until he shall have learned more correctly to infer posterior conclusions from prior premesis?" -- Saint Sir Thomas More
The quote below is my favorite example of BAD English useage by any nationality
"When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, trumpet him with the horn. Tootle him melodiously at first, but if he continues to obstacle your path, tootle him with vigor." -- Driving Instruction Sign in Tokyo
While this quote is mildly humorous in itself, the way I saw it in context it was laughable. This quote was one of only two the author could find for useage in his educational book on the Basques.
"Wow. These Basques are swell people', Bill said." -- Ernest Hemmingway from The Sun Also Rises
- (in heavy French accent) "An Englishman will not win this tournament, because the Pope himself is French!"
- Well the Pope may be French but Jesus is English. You're on!
- (sung to the theme of "Stars and Stripes Forever") Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderlaaaaaand, Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland...
- "Pray to God that He may cause you to lose your beauty, so that you may better serve Him!"
-- Both of the above quotes are from A Knight's Tale