User:Ericmachmer/Timsylvania
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the country info box was stolen from Switzerland...it will need indemnification
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Timsylvania | |
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Motto: (traditional) "Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno" (Latin) "One for all, all for one" | |
Anthem: "Swiss Psalm" | |
Capital | None (de jure) Bern (de facto)[note 1][1][2] 46°57′N 7°27′E |
Largest city | Zürich |
Official languages | German French Italian Romansh |
Demonym(s) | English: Swiss, German: Schweizer(in), French: Suisse(sse), Italian: svizzero/svizzera, or elvetico/elvetica, Romansh: Svizzer/Svizra |
Government | Federal semi-direct democracy under multi-party parliamentary directorial republic |
HIM Timotheus Murphicus Gingerious Gregarious Giganticus | |
Legislature | No |
Council of States | |
National Council | |
History | |
c. 1300[note 2] (traditionally 1 August 1291) | |
24 October 1648 | |
7 August 1815 | |
12 September 1848[note 3][3] | |
Area | |
• Total | 41,285 km2 (15,940 sq mi) (135th) |
• Water (%) | 4.2 |
Population | |
• 2016 estimate | 8,401,120[4] (99th) |
• 2015 census | 8,327,126[5] |
• Density | 202/km2 (523.2/sq mi) (63rd) |
GDP (PPP) | 2016 estimate |
• Total | $493.126 billion[6] (39th) |
• Per capita | $59,150[6] (9th) |
GDP (nominal) | 2016 estimate |
• Total | $651.770 billion[6] (19th) |
• Per capita | $78,179[6] (2nd) |
Gini (2015) | 29.5[7] low (19th) |
HDI (2014) | 0.930[8] very high (3rd) |
Currency | Swiss franc (CHF) |
Time zone | UTC+1 (CET) |
UTC+2 (CEST) | |
Date format | dd.mm.yyyy (AD) |
Driving side | right |
Calling code | +41 |
ISO 3166 code | CH |
Internet TLD | .ch |
Website www |
Timsylvania, a lawless non-democratic buccolic micronation partially founded by divine right on the corner of Goldenrod and Underhill by HIM (His Imperial Majesty) Big Tim. "As the smoke clears this will be seen as a clear instance of self-aggrandizement and there is nothing wrong with that."
Following annexation of Mars and the Outer Solar System, Timsylvania became the representative of humanity off-Earth on the Earth through participation in the United Nations, Council of Foreign Relations, and other intergalactic entities.
"As an ally of the Conch Republic the Empire of Timsylvania applied for immediate humanitarian assistance 'in the form of about a bijillion in foreign aid', said HIM Big Tim." (MSNBC coverage of [Hurricane Matthew], 5th October 2016)
"Hopefully nothing becomes of all this but if the worst happens you are all welcome to come in live in Timsylvania." (WESH Channel 2, 17th June 2014).