| This editor is a Most Perfect Tutnum and is entitled to display this Book of Knowledge with Coffee Cup Stain and Cigarette Burn. |
| This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years and 10 days. |
48 | This user is 48 years old. |
| This user wants to be your friend. |
| This user is interested in maps. |
| This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts. |
| This user owns one or more dogs. |
+ | This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more. |
ANAL 4 | This user advocates good grammar usage. |
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